Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Naps and life

The reason I take so many naps is because it takes a lot of thinking to figure out life.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

I was digging in the litter box when it hit me.

The world can piss on you, but they can't cover it up.


Friday, June 7, 2013

Doughnut Day

It's National Doughnut Day!

Buy a dozen of your favorites and toast the cholesterol police.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Justin Bieber the race car driver

Former NFL wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson should have yelled to neighbor Justin Bieber, "Just give me your damn keys and stop driving your Ferrari like a jackwagon."

Friday, May 24, 2013

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

From the litter box: Speeding past debt

Increasing the speed limit on Illinois interstates has been fast tracked to the governor's office to sign or veto.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Via On-This-Day.com: May 16, 1969 - Pete Townsend (Who) was arrested onstage after mistakenly kicking a New York police officer.